You know what?
All these roundhouse kicks he's giving everyone, he's leaving his groin wide open.
I take my glock everywhere I go so i fear no mans wrath.
EricK
What's up with this Chuck Norris stuff????
EricK doesn't fear anyone's wrath, wrath fears him.EricK wrote:I take my glock everywhere I go so i fear no mans wrath.
EricK
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Wrath fears Chuck Norris more, though. Chuck Norris once got shot at, but the bullet turned tail and went back in the gun.Maskin wrote:EricK doesn't fear anyone's wrath, wrath fears him.EricK wrote:I take my glock everywhere I go so i fear no mans wrath.
EricK
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Chuck Norris once went in a haunted house and scared all the ghosts out...at Disney World!Maskin wrote:Haha, nice rebound!
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Chuck Norris will use you as a Total Gym one of these days EricK, and no one will be able to help you or your Atari 5200-looking Micromoog.
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I just can't help posting this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kcz0MLLizeY
Can't stop smiling while watching it too!
Can't stop smiling while watching it too!
[size=75]"I like to play with electronic noise makers. I hope someone wants to listen, and if not, I'll still be up at 3 am making sequences in the dark, drinking coffee, and burning expensive incense." [i]Rod Modell[/i][/size]
Chuck Norris won't be roundkicking anybody because he can't stop looking at the Mike Huckabee poster on his ceiling.
THe poster was going to fall down but it was too afraid! (Why? I won't say.)
That and neither of them believe in gravity.
booyaw!
EricK
THe poster was going to fall down but it was too afraid! (Why? I won't say.)
That and neither of them believe in gravity.
booyaw!
EricK
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Good one!EricK wrote:Chuck Norris won't be roundkicking anybody because he can't stop looking at the Mike Huckabee poster on his ceiling.
THe poster was going to fall down but it was too afraid! (Why? I won't say.)
That and neither of them believe in gravity.
booyaw!
EricK
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My apologies in advance: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTeafZOUOoY&NR=1
[size=75]"I like to play with electronic noise makers. I hope someone wants to listen, and if not, I'll still be up at 3 am making sequences in the dark, drinking coffee, and burning expensive incense." [i]Rod Modell[/i][/size]
I can't watch it at work...I'll have to wait until 2am when I check my messages.Maskin wrote:My apologies in advance: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTeafZOUOoY&NR=1
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Friends,
Let me take the time to put something into perspective with this Chuck Norris crap. All this is fake.
Here are REAL facts from the Wikipedia article on noneother than Stephen Seagal:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stephen_Seagal
Seagal Enterprises markets an energy drink known as Steven Seagal's Lightning Bolt
He also has his own aftershave called Scent of Action.
To lend context and meaning to his animal rights work, Seagal offered the story about a dog which approached him during his early aikido years in Japan. Seagal described feeling as if he had known this white dog forever. After keeping the dog for a few days, the dog (by barking) warned Seagal that his dojo was on fire. Seagal quickly summoned help to put out the conflagration. Seagal never saw the dog again.
Folks,
this isn't internet comedy...this is real stuff.
I can't make this up.
EricK
Let me take the time to put something into perspective with this Chuck Norris crap. All this is fake.
Here are REAL facts from the Wikipedia article on noneother than Stephen Seagal:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stephen_Seagal
Stephen Seagal wrote:"I am hoping that I can be known as a great writer and actor some day, rather than a sex symbol."
Stephen Seagal wrote:"I was born very different, clairvoyant and a healer".
Seagal Enterprises markets an energy drink known as Steven Seagal's Lightning Bolt
He also has his own aftershave called Scent of Action.
Stephen Seagal wrote:"When I walk into a room some people see a dog, some people see a cow."
To lend context and meaning to his animal rights work, Seagal offered the story about a dog which approached him during his early aikido years in Japan. Seagal described feeling as if he had known this white dog forever. After keeping the dog for a few days, the dog (by barking) warned Seagal that his dojo was on fire. Seagal quickly summoned help to put out the conflagration. Seagal never saw the dog again.
Folks,
this isn't internet comedy...this is real stuff.
I can't make this up.
EricK
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This is serious stuff indeed, but not as funny because he's talking about himself."When I walk into a room some people see a dog, some people see a cow. I am all of what they see. It is their perception."
But he can.I can't make this up.
[size=75]"I like to play with electronic noise makers. I hope someone wants to listen, and if not, I'll still be up at 3 am making sequences in the dark, drinking coffee, and burning expensive incense." [i]Rod Modell[/i][/size]
I've just Googled this Chuck Norrris that everyone seems to be going on about.
What came up was an actor who's militantly opposed to other people's sexuality if they happen to be gay, as if it has anything to do with him, and who doesn't `believe' in biological science. He sounds like a complete nut.
Is this the same one, or is there someone else with the same name?
What came up was an actor who's militantly opposed to other people's sexuality if they happen to be gay, as if it has anything to do with him, and who doesn't `believe' in biological science. He sounds like a complete nut.
Is this the same one, or is there someone else with the same name?
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