that Chuck Norris is 70 years old today?
You must’ve registered just to say that eh?
Or do you mean that the Universe is 70 years less chuck norris?
EricK, you’ve changed your signature, just noticed…
Anyway, Bob owns Chuck anytime 
…cue chuck norris birthday cake candle urban legends…
When Chuck Norris falls in the water, he doesn’t get wet…the water gets Chuck Norris. 
chuck norris doesn’t turn 70, 70 turns chuck norris!
MC,
Chuck Norris won’t blow out the candles, the candles will kill themselves out of fear.
http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/
Have fun reading them all… 
Oh, god no…not again… 
Do you know the differance between Chuck Norris and a bucket of pig manure?
The bucket!
Why won’t you people just leave me alone! I have a bad back and my wife won’t let me work out on the TotalGym anymore. 
Some birthday…
chuck, you would never answer a penis enlargement ad, would you? I’m staying away from them until they invent a way to make it polyphonic.
*roundhouse kicks panamabirthcanal out of the forum*
Please don’t feed the troll.
That’s one serious trajectory, and he ain’t falling YET.
Pervert alert. Hide your children.
I’m beginning to think that there’s more to his personal preference for monophonic or solo synthesizers than just music.
Chuck Norris doesn’t feed the troll…the troll feeds Chuck Norris! Sorry, SOMEONE had to say it…
Wow, you guys are obsessed with me, its kind of flattering, but creepy.
That has to be the most intelligent thing I have ever read. It was so funny I remembered to laugh.