The Voltanator!
Stop…now. Please. You’re killing me! 
I would vote for Voltor… 
I think Voltor would make a great mod.
He’s level headed, helpful and an all around nice guy.
And I don’t like spam. 
He iss derr schpaminatore! 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anwy2MPT5RE
(Someone had to do it! )
Just Me, I used to post either that link or one of several others identical to it on spam posts here in the pre moderator days.
All Hail Voltor, our Robot Overlord! Has a nice ring.
You guys need to come out of your parents’ basement every once in a while. LOL. The modern world is chock full of people who piss you off from the second you get out of bed until you drink yourself into a stupor that evening.
This place is a bastion of decorum and propriety! (I’ll bet Voltor knows those words)
Regards,
Bruce
PS This is a VERY small board. I kind of like it when there are a handful of posts by trolls/loonies/robots for my entertainment.
PPS what ever happened to the guy who bought up all the Moogs on eBay? Evidently he was legit!
A wonderful quote! Indeed I am most familiar with it. Wherever particular people congregate, as the Pall Mall pack says, would be another good quote to use to describe this forum. 
The problem with any spam bots registering on a forum is that it eventually can turn epidemic, just check out http://moogarchives.com/forum/index.php
The place has been abandoned due to the spam bot flood, which sucks because it was for Moog fans.
Wow that is sad.
That’s the worst I’ve ever seen! 
Yeah it’s disgustingly bad. The weirdest thing I saw there were bots replying to other bots posts with their own spam.
Also, CTRLSHFT mentioned CAPTCHA, but that’s already been defeated: http://www.captchakiller.com/
ASIRRA is the way to go these days: http://research.microsoft.com/en-us/um/redmond/projects/asirra/