Announcement:

Dear Future Taurus 3 Owner,

Thanks to you, this project is moving forward! We appreciate your support in getting our feet off the ground with the New Taurus 3 Bass Pedals.

In appreciation, we will be including a Taurus 3 T-Shirt with your unit when we ship at the end of the year. I will automatically send a size Large unless otherwise specified in the next 30 days. Please respond to info@moogmusic.com, title the subject “free T-Shirt” and include your full name and shirt size. Sizes available: Men’s Small, Med, Large, XL and XXL.

If you just can’t wait for your new swag you can order online now! Please understand that your free T-Shirt will only be included with shipment of product. No substitutions, as logistics and shipping cost are prohibitive.

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Your friends at Moog Music!

lol awesome shirt. v. vintage looking.

I could have done without the “cojones”. :laughing:

But the Taurus has BALLS! :slight_smile:

Dude! That’s the best part…

But I think that’s probably actually its front hoof…

I don’t think so because theres a “cojones” reference on the tshirt page and theres another one on their twitter update.

Its like my partner he can’t reckognize a phallic symbol lololol…on a fallout 3 map there was a long cylindrical shaped rooom (this was an arial map) thing with 2 circular shaped rooms on opposite sides of one end of the cylinder. I pointed out that that was a phallic symbol and he rolled his eyes at me. The map was a “waste receptical area”.

THATS NOT A HOOF LOLOLOL :laughing:

Eric

there’s two bulges. one of them is not a hoof. :slight_smile:

Hooves have clefts…but it’s true, none of the others are “clefted”…

Are we till talking about Hooves? lol :laughing:
Actually I don’t think that a bulls scrotum would have a “cleft” that exaggerated.

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youll have to guess what this is.


Okay Moderator…lolololol MOOG STARTED IT!

the bulge to the left is the left front hoof visible in the front of the shirt. the other is the “moog sound” shall we say. :slight_smile:

THat is not the front hoof lolol.
THe twitter update and the description on the shirt says it all.
Then if you look at the front image the right hoof is under the center of gravity. From the rear you woudn’t even see the front hoof based on the angle.

IM FROM ARKANSAS. I SEE COWS EVERY DAY! lolololol

Yeah, you’re right.

i agree…it would have to be lower to match the position of the front left hoof.

that is a cloven nutsack

But wouldn’t they be higher up?

not if he’s an old bull

They kinda look like they’re hanging from his chest.

Is that a cleft hoof in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?

THe sad part about this whole thing is that Ill be getting one of these shirts and from now on all I will think about is the word “cloven”.