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Posted: **Wed Mar 10, 2010 5:14 pm**

that Chuck Norris is 70 years old today?

Posted: **Wed Mar 10, 2010 5:23 pm**

You must've registered just to say that eh?

Posted: **Wed Mar 10, 2010 5:25 pm**

Or do you mean that the Universe is 70 years less chuck norris?

Posted: **Wed Mar 10, 2010 6:09 pm**

EricK, you've changed your signature, just noticed...

Anyway, Bob owns Chuck anytime

Posted: **Wed Mar 10, 2010 6:26 pm**

...cue chuck norris birthday cake candle urban legends...

Posted: **Wed Mar 10, 2010 8:59 pm**

When Chuck Norris falls in the water, he doesn't get wet...the water gets Chuck Norris.

Posted: **Wed Mar 10, 2010 11:39 pm**

chuck norris doesn't turn 70, 70 turns chuck norris!

Posted: **Thu Mar 11, 2010 1:07 am**

MC,
Chuck Norris won't blow out the candles, the candles will kill themselves out of fear.

Posted: **Thu Mar 11, 2010 4:34 am**

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

Have fun reading them all....

Posted: **Thu Mar 11, 2010 5:10 am**

Oh, god no...not again...

Posted: **Thu Mar 11, 2010 7:18 am**

Do you know the differance between Chuck Norris and a bucket of pig manure?

The bucket!

Posted: **Thu Mar 11, 2010 8:33 am**

Why won't you people just leave me alone! I have a bad back and my wife won't let me work out on the TotalGym anymore.

Some birthday...

Posted: **Thu Mar 11, 2010 11:45 am**

chuck, you would never answer a penis enlargement ad, would you? I'm staying away from them until they invent a way to make it polyphonic.

Posted: **Thu Mar 11, 2010 2:30 pm**

*roundhouse kicks panamabirthcanal out of the forum*

Posted: **Thu Mar 11, 2010 2:39 pm**

Please don't feed the troll.

You mean nobody is going to mention