What's a "Theremin"?
What does it do for you?
Benjamin Edge
What is a Theremin and What Does It Do for You?
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What is a Theremin and What Does It Do for You?
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A theremin is an electomechanical device, about the size of a small automobile. You sit inside of it and have an interactive experience.
The fit is skin tight, and streams of water pound down on you, but you are in a sort of vinyl protective covering, so it feels like a powerful and erotic massage. This triggers the hormone DCHE which, in turn, stimulates all of your pleasure centers.
You may have read recently about a device which looks like a helmet with many electrodes attched to the head. The people wearing it were able to manipulate the cursor of a computer. (See http://www.whitaker.org/news/moran.html for dettails). Similarly, the theremin picks up tiny electrical signals from the pleasure centers and converts them to control voltages which can be used to control synthesizers.
For more information on this fantastic device, do what you should have done before asking the question: do an internet search for theremin or look in an encyclopedia.
The fit is skin tight, and streams of water pound down on you, but you are in a sort of vinyl protective covering, so it feels like a powerful and erotic massage. This triggers the hormone DCHE which, in turn, stimulates all of your pleasure centers.
You may have read recently about a device which looks like a helmet with many electrodes attched to the head. The people wearing it were able to manipulate the cursor of a computer. (See http://www.whitaker.org/news/moran.html for dettails). Similarly, the theremin picks up tiny electrical signals from the pleasure centers and converts them to control voltages which can be used to control synthesizers.
For more information on this fantastic device, do what you should have done before asking the question: do an internet search for theremin or look in an encyclopedia.
What it is and what it does for you.
What it is: have a look on my web site at
http://www.umbraDesign.com/theremo.html
Click on the little buttons and it'll give you a brief idea, plus you can click on "Listen" and hear the instrument in action, i.e., what it can do.
What it can do for you is provide a lot of pleasure if you're willing to stick with it and get over the Sci-Fi noisemaking phase and into the really playing it phase.
I've got three of them and I've never looked back.
http://www.umbraDesign.com/theremo.html
Click on the little buttons and it'll give you a brief idea, plus you can click on "Listen" and hear the instrument in action, i.e., what it can do.
What it can do for you is provide a lot of pleasure if you're willing to stick with it and get over the Sci-Fi noisemaking phase and into the really playing it phase.
I've got three of them and I've never looked back.