What's up with this Chuck Norris stuff????

Christopher J. Boylan · Post by **Christopher J. Boylan** » Tue Dec 09, 2008 4:02 pm

Ok, that's it.

What the heck is it with the Chuck Norris stuff? Where did this come from? I just noticed that the reference is even in Voltor07's signature!

What am I missing here? Is Chuck Norris secretly a closet knob-twisting fiend?

EricK · Post by **EricK** » Tue Dec 09, 2008 4:54 pm

I can't stand Chuck Norris lolol.

Maskin · Post by **Maskin** » Tue Dec 09, 2008 6:54 pm

Well, Voltor started it obviously.

It was in a topic where he made a 'Chuck Norris joke" and Kevin Lightner replied that he had dinner once with the guy. All was changed, right there.

Maskin · Post by **Maskin** » Tue Dec 09, 2008 7:02 pm

Here's the actual qoute from Voltor:

Kevin, is there anything cool that you DON'T have? You are the number one source for all things awesome. If you and Chuck Norris walked into a bar together, the place would explode because one building cannot hold that much awesome within it!

And Kevin's reply:

I had dinner once with Chuck and his family.
The room didn't explode.
But thanks.

Christopher J. Boylan · Post by **Christopher J. Boylan** » Tue Dec 09, 2008 7:10 pm

Oh, that is just too frackin' cool.

Phew! I feel so much better being in the know.

Bryan T · Post by **Bryan T** » Tue Dec 09, 2008 7:36 pm

mother theresa.

Voltor07 · Post by **Voltor07** » Wed Dec 10, 2008 1:44 am

And if you type B.ritney S.pears, it becomes mother theresa.

EDIT- An actual Chuck Norris thread! Thanks, Chris!

Chuck Norris sneezed once while in Florida. The result was Hurricane Hugo.

jamezdd73 · Post by **jamezdd73** » Wed Dec 10, 2008 3:20 am

mother theresa

Voltor07 · Post by **Voltor07** » Wed Dec 10, 2008 3:44 am

jamezdd73 wrote:mother theresa

Exactly!

mother theresa!

latigid on · Post by **latigid on** » Wed Dec 10, 2008 5:56 am

Man, you could do some funny stuff if you were a mod on here. Change Britney to Kevin Lightner, Chuck Norris to Voltor07 etc..

jamezdd73 · Post by **jamezdd73** » Wed Dec 10, 2008 6:26 am

What's with the mother theresa thing? It's freakin' hilarious!

"Chuck Norris sleeps with a night-light, not because he's afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris."

Classic stuff

GG · Post by GG » Wed Dec 10, 2008 8:27 am

When Chuck Norris looks up into the sky, the clouds start to sweat out of fear.
We know this phenomenon as "rain".

Chuck Norris ate a whole birthday cake in one go before someone could inform him that there was a stripper inside.

When Chuck Norris jumps into a pool he doesn't get wet but the water get's Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris's house has no doors. It only has walls he can walk through.

Some sleep in superman pyjamas. Superman sleeps in a Chuck Norris pyjama.

And on, and on, and on...

Chuck Norris has gained cult status here in Germany. Same as David Hasselhoff.

Voltor07 · Post by **Voltor07** » Wed Dec 10, 2008 11:22 am

jamezdd73 wrote:What's with the mother theresa thing? It's freakin' hilarious!

"Chuck Norris sleeps with a night-light, not because he's afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris."

Classic stuff

The mother theresa thing apparently has is roots in a spambot that advertised b.ritney s.pears porn here. So some mod changed b.ritney s.pears to mother theresa...according to Amos.

Voltor07 · Post by **Voltor07** » Wed Dec 10, 2008 11:23 am

GG wrote:When Chuck Norris looks up into the sky, the clouds start to sweat out of fear.
We know this phenomenon as "rain".

Chuck Norris ate a whole birthday cake in one go before someone could inform him that there was a stripper inside.

When Chuck Norris jumps into a pool he doesn't get wet but the water get's Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris's house has no doors. It only has walls he can walk through.

Some sleep in superman pyjamas. Superman sleeps in a Chuck Norris pyjama.

And on, and on, and on...
Chuck Norris has gained cult status here in Germany. Same as David Hasselhoff.

In Germany, the cars drive Chuck Norris!

Voltor07 · Post by **Voltor07** » Wed Dec 10, 2008 7:07 pm

EricK wrote:I can't stand Chuck Norris lolol.

You're going to get roundhouse kicked, and no one will be able to save you from the wrath of Chuck Norris, EricK.

BTW, Chuck Norris once stopped to help Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin push Neil's Yugo up a hill, and the car left the Earth's gravitational field and ended up on the moon. The license plate read APOLLO 11, and NASA took the credit.