Thanks for the moderation.
Yes…Thanks Moog for the moderation, and destruction of my clones. It is much appreciated. 
For a moment I thought it was a new release…
The Moog Moderation
I would not buy a Moog Moderation…unless it was a remake of the MicroMoog. 
Announcing the new Moog Moderation…
A very sensible two oscillators are offered, with prudent and sensible triangle waveforms only.
The filter cutoff is variable anywhere from 4 kHz to 5kHz: no extreme bass or exciting wide open filter sounds. No more extreme resonance settings either, as it’s permanently set to around 3.
A three-octave non-velocity sensing keyboard is included. Why no velocity? We don’t want you hitting the keys too hard.
The case is painted a neutral grey tone to tone done those aesthetic flights of fancy.
One hundred presets are offered, covering musical bases from smooth jazz to MOR rock to easy listening and even (if you really want to go nuts) jazz fusion.
Extensive MIDI implementation, including In and Thru (but not Out, as we’d like to not appear too bossy.)
That’s just wrong. 
Lulz, synth humor. The most expensive humor a common man can indulge in.