Ok, that’s it.
What the heck is it with the Chuck Norris stuff? Where did this come from? I just noticed that the reference is even in Voltor07’s signature!
What am I missing here? Is Chuck Norris secretly a closet knob-twisting fiend?
I can’t stand Chuck Norris lolol.
Well, Voltor started it obviously. 
It was in a topic where he made a 'Chuck Norris joke" and Kevin Lightner replied that he had dinner once with the guy. All was changed, right there. 
Here’s the actual qoute from Voltor:
Kevin, is there anything cool that you DON’T have? You are the number one source for all things awesome. If you and Chuck Norris walked into a bar together, the place would explode because one building cannot hold that much awesome within it!
And Kevin’s reply:
I had dinner once with Chuck and his family.
The room didn’t explode.
But thanks.
Oh, that is just too frackin’ cool.
Phew! I feel so much better being in the know.
Britney Spears.
And if you type B.ritney S.pears, it becomes Britney Spears. 
EDIT- An actual Chuck Norris thread! Thanks, Chris!
Chuck Norris sneezed once while in Florida. The result was Hurricane Hugo.
Britney Spears
Exactly! 
Britney Spears!
Man, you could do some funny stuff if you were a mod on here. Change Britney to Kevin Lightner, Chuck Norris to Voltor07 etc.. 
What’s with the mother theresa thing? It’s freakin’ hilarious!
“Chuck Norris sleeps with a night-light, not because he’s afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.”
Classic stuff
When Chuck Norris looks up into the sky, the clouds start to sweat out of fear.
We know this phenomenon as “rain”.
Chuck Norris ate a whole birthday cake in one go before someone could inform him that there was a stripper inside.
When Chuck Norris jumps into a pool he doesn’t get wet but the water get’s Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris’s house has no doors. It only has walls he can walk through.
Some sleep in superman pyjamas. Superman sleeps in a Chuck Norris pyjama.
And on, and on, and on…
Chuck Norris has gained cult status here in Germany. Same as David Hasselhoff.
The britney spears thing apparently has is roots in a spambot that advertised b.ritney s.pears porn here. So some mod changed b.ritney s.pears to britney spears…according to Amos.
In Germany, the cars drive Chuck Norris!
You’re going to get roundhouse kicked, and no one will be able to save you from the wrath of Chuck Norris, EricK.
BTW, Chuck Norris once stopped to help Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin push Neil’s Yugo up a hill, and the car left the Earth’s gravitational field and ended up on the moon. The license plate read APOLLO 11, and NASA took the credit.
You know what?
All these roundhouse kicks he’s giving everyone, he’s leaving his groin wide open.
I take my glock everywhere I go so i fear no mans wrath.
EricK
EricK doesn’t fear anyone’s wrath, wrath fears him. 
Wrath fears Chuck Norris more, though. Chuck Norris once got shot at, but the bullet turned tail and went back in the gun.
Haha, nice rebound!
Chuck Norris once went in a haunted house and scared all the ghosts out…at Disney World!