Thanks for posting yet another excellent question about the Taurus III Bass Pedals. To answer your latest question about the pedals, since you obviously need these answers BEFORE the pedals ship and BEFORE the manual is finished, it’s so simple … here’s how it will work. You’ll simply take a standard Fetzer loop from the OSC 2 Control layer, and you’ll route that through the onboard series of custom trace eliminators that were modeled after the original Taurus I circuitry … these new trace eliminators are padded with the latest noise reducing Takion shielding, yes, but with a solid state Helios RINSE matrix that overrides the inevitable gated decay factors inherent in analog mother boards like those employed on Taurus III (the standard is an 8 Ohm filter, except for the European models). Then, after carefully calculating the distance between yourself and the warmest point of the southern edge of the nearest body of water, you will take the square root of your date of birth as expressed in Gregorian Numeric Pentameter and divide that number by the number of times you have posted to this blog, and there’s your answer. Don’t you see? It’s all about ball bearings these days, fellas. Now, just prepare that low C pedal with some 3-in-1 oil and some gauze pads, set your electrical current to 220, or 221, whichever is your preference, and move your clothes down onto the lower peg immediately after lunch, before you write your letter home, if you’re not getting your hair cut, unless you’ve got a younger brother who is going out this weekend as the guest of another boy, in which case, collect his note before lunch, put it in your letter after you’ve had your hair cut, and make sure he moves your clothes down onto the lower peg for you.
Sorry, Eric. I’m just playing, dude. Your postings have been great. At least they ARRIVE regularly, which is more than I can say for the pedals. I sure would like the BASS PEDALS to arrive soon. I was among the very first to buy them – and trust me, I am just as passionate and as pumped about them as you are. I am a Taurus FANATIC. So, great questions, but frankly I’m tired of the tech forum … I’ll figure all this crap out when I get them out of the box and STEP ON THEM. I have GIGS, and I have THE NEED FOR LOW END!!! I want to PLAY THEM NOW. I want to HEAR THEM IN MY STUDIO AND WITH MY BAND. I love the Moog people I have seen in the videos, and I love their passion for the pedals, and I know we all have to be patient. But I am starting to feel like we’re a bunch of guys in Spock costumes at a Star Trek party that has gone on for too long. I am more of a Captain Kirk kind of guy … you know, he never read the manuals. I just want the pedals on the floor, and I’ll figure out how they work by STEPPING ON THEM.
But I know, it’s guys like you who keep the engineers thinking, so, I wasn’t trying to be rude, I was just having some fun, dude. Did you like my answer? I hope it made you and my fellow Taurus Waiters laugh. I also hope they ship the first set to YOU, because you deserve them. You hear that Moog? Give the first set to Eric!!!