nothing to see here, auction has ended. 
::bonk::
i dropped the price a little if anyone is watching..
nice!..i would so buy it from you (since you are a trustworthy guy) but alas my little phatty money jar under my bed only has $900 in it right now!
poo!
d’oh! well i think theres a phatty on ebay right now selling for about 1k. it’s a showpiece though, so lots of grubby hands and being left on for long periods of time. i’m sure it’ll probably sell for alot more than 1k though by the time of auction close.