I’m trying to rejuvenate a MiniMoog D. Someone in the past replaced all the front panel pots without paying attention to tapers.
The parts list shows linear and audio tapers, which I understand.
However, for R2, the glide adjust, the parts list calls for a “No. 1 Taper”.
Anyone know what this means?
Can anyone supply a mfrs part # for this pot?
Paul Smith
Indiana University Physics
Contact Kevin Lightner, he will probably turn up and answer your question anyway.
Eric,
I’m pretty sure Chuck Norris would use a 5 meg audio taper pot there.
And the awesomeness continues! 
It seems we have someone else with a very high awesomeness level using the awesomeness of Chuck Norris to add awesomeness to his posts! Thanks Kevin! 
You know,
Chuck Norris is probably sitting here reading these (cause you told him too Kevin) and hes probably feeling inadequate and impotent because in reality he IMPLODES so nobody really understands him.
EricK
Roundhouse Kick!!
Only Chuck Norris can make Chuck Norris feel inadequate. 
Ahhhh, but could Chuck Norris create a sound so heavy that even he could never raise the level of that sound? And if so, would he be able to do it using a linear pot, or could he only do it using a tapered pot?
He would use neither. He would use an audio taper pot. 
A sound can ALWAYS be amplified with enough amplification.
So, you admit that he would need the help of an amp to lift that level? Given he’s Chuck Norris, I figured he would be able to raise it without any help! 
I never said he couldn’t without an amplifier. Read my post again. But read it deeply. He WOULD need an audio taper pot, though. 
Ahhh, so you admit that he would need a taper in that pot to do it!
Yes. Even Chuck Norris needs tools sometimes. But the potentiometer would have to be rated for a whole lotta power, so Chuck Norris would have to make it himself from his toenail clippings and pubic hair.
Well lord knows he has enough on his chest…therefore modules with pots shoudln’t be so friggin expensive!
ROTFLMAO! Are YOU going to be the one who collects potentiometer parts from Chuck Norris? Now you know why high current potentiometers are so expensive! Chuck Norris only supplies such parts when HE feels like it!
Look at what happened to bruce lee when he tried to build his MFOS sequencer using Chuck Norris brand potentiometers…
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/4c5b085560/chuck-norris-vs-bruce-lee-fatality-from-7rockford
Exactly!
Some interesting facts about Chuck Norris…
There is no “I” in team. There is an I in Chuck Norris. Fuck you, team.
Crop circles are Chuck Norris’ way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the fuck down.
In fine print at on the last page of the Guiness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone has ever come to matching him.
When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be roundhouse kicked into the sun.
Chuck Norris is not lactose intolerant, he just refuses to put up with lactose’s shit.
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK’s head exploded out of sheer amazement.
Chuck Norris’s girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, “HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!” and ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfriend’s bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, “Don’t fuck with Chuck!” Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
To prove it isn’t that big of a deal to beat cancer. Chuck Norris smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and aquired 7 different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes. Beat that, Lance Armstrong.
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can’t see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
Filming on location for Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris brought a stillborn baby lamb back to life by giving it a prolonged beard rub. Shortly after the farm animal sprang back to life and a crowd had gathered, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the animal, breaking its neck, to remind the crew once more that Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away.
Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of “beard”. Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus’ obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths.
Chuck Norris got a perfect score on his SAT’s, simply by writing Chuck Norris for every answer.
Chuck Norris can piss into gale force winds.
Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother’s womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard.
Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse… horses are hung like Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.
Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying “booya”.
Chuck Norris found out about Conan O’Brien’s lever that shows clips from “Walker: Texas Ranger” and is working on a way to make it show clips of Norris having sex with Conan’s wife.
When Chuck Norris’s wife burned the turkey one Thanksgiving, Chuck said, “Don’t worry about it honey,” and went into his backyard. He came back five minutes later with a live turkey, ate it whole, and when he threw it up a few seconds later it was fully cooked and came with cranberry sauce. When his wife asked him how he had done it, he gave her a roundhouse kick to the face and said, “Never question Chuck Norris.”
There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a fucking Indian.
One of the greatest cover-ups of the last century was the fact that Hitler did not commit suicide in his bunker, but was in fact tea-bagged to death by Chuck Norris.
On June 7th 1994, Chuck Norris entered the same restaurant
supermodel Cindy Crawford was eating at. Instinctively, Cindy swept everything off the table, threw herself on it in a fit of lust, and begged Chuck to ravish her. After Chuck finished his beer, he obliged her. When Chuck’s magnificent lead sperm cannoned into Cindy’s womb it went straight to one of her ovaries and roared, “Which one of you servile wenches thinks you can handle getting split open by the Chuck!?” All of the eggs cowered in the corner. The same thing happened at the other ovary. “I didn’t fucking think so!” shouted the lead sperm which then lead the rest of the troops back into Chuck’s balls. Chuck pulled out, roundhouse kicked Cindy in the face and told her, “Don’t ever waste my time again.”
Chuck Norris once tried to sue Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr., insisting that that actually is “his” way.
Chuck Norris won ‘Jumanji’ without ever saying the word. He simply beat the living shit out of everything that was thrown at him, and the game forfeited.
If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, “Two seconds till.” After you ask, “Two seconds to what?” he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
Macgyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.
When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
Chuck Norris once walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
Chuck Norris has two speeds: walk and kill.
Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
When Chuck Norris was born, the nurse said, “Holy crap! That’s Chuck Norris!” Then she had had sex with him. At that point, she was the third girl he had slept with.
It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn’t stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris’ shoe. Chuck replied, “Don’t you know who I am? I’m Chuck Norris!” The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.
The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
The quickest way to a man’s heart is with Chuck Norris’s fist.
Chuck Norris owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green ..4 card from the game UNO.
Those aren’t credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger, it is actually a list of people that Chuck Norris round house kicked in the face that day.
G.I. Joe was originally titled: G.I. Chuck Norris, but Hasbro thought that the doll was too manly and would scare small children. They kept the Kung-fu gip.
You omitted Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked McDonalds so hard it became a Wendy’s, and Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before someone could tell him there was a stripper in it. You also failed to mention That Chuck Norris can go to Burger King, order a Big Mac, and get one! EPIC POST, ColorForm!
Chuck Norris looked in the mirror one time and scared the crap…back in himself.