Just announced a Moog Poly

it’s not just Polyphonic it’s Polyamorous… Coming to NAMM it’s the Moog LGBTQ-Polyamorous-SubDom-69 .
The safest, most inclusive and sexiest synth ever made. 69 hot sexy keys and Polyamorous-Polyphony. Perfect size for your Safe Space, Studio or live gig. Comes with rainbow colored condoms and dental dams.

Will not be sold to straight white males because they will abuse it to extend their white privilege and patriarchal rape culture.

WTF ? :confused:

I recommend you unsubscribe from Moog’s email list.

Stephen




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You are making an ass of yourself.

What do you have to do to get banned here, anyway?

They are in a bind and have painted themselves in a corner by sending us transsexuals in the toilet e-mail.

They decided this topic is appropriate business correspondence and tied their brand to it, not me.

They opened a can of worms and crossed a line without thinking about the consequence when they were all experiencing a self-righteous buzz.

They will have a meeting about it soon, and start shunning and exiling heretics who do not recite their dogma. All zealots are hypocrites and persecutors in the end. You will see soon.

cry about it.

So…you should totally give away all your Moog gear now. right?

Wonder what sound would fit with this ?
Forgotten your pills maybe ?