If there was one free Little Phatty, who should get it? (Note: Ted 3000 deserves one)
- Ted 3000
- Some random, thankless jerk
Yes, my subject line is true. After many months of thinking about the new Moog synth, I have decided I would very much like a free one.
It was not an easy decision to make. There are over 2 factors to consider, the least of which is the freeness.
- The Little Phatty is awesome
- Imagine it being free.
- Wow! (mindblowingly great)
I’m not sure exactly how to get my free Little Phatty (with what I imagine would be free shipping) but when I figure it out, I will be sure to blog about it constantly. I will write glowing reviews with adjectives you’ve never heard applied to musical gear. And trust me, you think you’ve heard all the adjectives.
I will now begin unlearning free market capitalism, cause/effect, and various other free-synth-stopping mental blocks.
Oh man, I do want one pretty bad. Come on Stage!
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