Just thought you all might be interested in this old poster I found in my attic.
Do you realize that you have just opened up a big can of worms?
I thought a big can of whoop-a$$… 
Chuck Norris is so awesome, he went back in time just to roundhouse kick a Moog modular just to see if it could take it! 
When it could, he roundhouse kicked the wall next to it which immediately fell down, thereby crushing the Buchla in the room next door. Satisfied, he left 1968, and went back to the time from whence he came.
What would happen if Chuck Norris whent back in time 10 minutes and tried to roundhouse kick himself???
He could do it! He’s done it before, you know.
I hate CN
I hate CN
Some guy in Toronto built a tower in his honour.
I didn’t know sh*t piled that high.
Just to provide some counterweight for this CN thing..
Watch this one (about 10 min long).
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TbIwQMBeC2c
Conclusions:
A. CN needs a wax.. or a shirt
B. Bruce Lee can whoop his .ss anytime..obviously. No 
Except, isn’t Bruce Lee dead? Chuck Norris won’t die, death will Chuck Norris.
I love this. It’s like stirring up a bucket of crabs…
except you cant get rid of chuck norris with just a special shampoo and a little comb
Chuck Norris can stir up a bucket of crabs with his bare hands…while they are boiling and fighting.
not again this thread … 
There’s no such thing as evolution…just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
Yeah, most of 'em just up and died the second Chuckie took off his shirt. Ewwww… Makes Austin Powers actually look sexy.
If it wasn’t for Chuck Norris’ body hair, high-powered potentiometers would be impossible to manufacture! I can’t remember which thread I brought this up in, but I know I brought it up before.