I think Moog should have us write an essay on how much we love Moog and decide based on the Essay who should get a free Moog product.
I think the winning essay would be like this.
“How I love Moog, Let Me Count the Ways”
By
EricK
Ahhh…etc etc.
Its purely an essay full of Moogasms because we can’t put it into words.
EricK
Wow…Okay, this was a random thread if I ever saw one.
I’ve got one! Moog…the Chuck Norris of synthesizers. The bass alone will kick your butt. Not to mention the filters and oscillators. 
Here’s mine:
Moogs are…are..are…are…(ad infinitum)
What do I win?
“Moog’s are like Jazz”
by
Wynton Marsalis
See, when you turn a Moog on and you hear the noises it makes like “Dah de deeee, be dee, De De, debum.” (Smiles leans in nods head) Its like a roux. See, you have to start our with the roux to have gumbo. And When you get to stirring the Gumbo up and you think about all of the magic inside with the spices and the sauces mixing in and creating the perfect flavor…like a little bit of this and a little bit of that…its like pulling a hot pair of socks from the dryer and they slip on your feet and they are like “bla dap de bop beedeelee bum…de bum” and thats Jazz. And Moog is like hot dryer socks in a bowl of gumbo…tasteful tasteful flavors and sounds. Thats Moog, and Thats Jazz.
Jazz is like Jello pudding.
ok, i am literally eating jello pudding while reading this and this thought comes into my head as i read the the first post of the thread:
" Moog and Jello Pudding : a match made in heaven "
then i read your post…hahaha that is awesome
That IS awesome! Anyway, I got the jazz is like Jello pudding quote from a YouTube Poop video here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4aQJkXH1qo