I mean of course your Little Phatty. Some times we name things because we are attched to them. Sometimes just for the heck of it and others because it really fits. In my case it has been all three. Why ? well here is something to try out.
Switch off your LP. But keep all your other audio stuff on. Then switch the LP back on. Do you notice a lowing type sound like a cow makes as the LP powers up? Mine does and it immediately made me think of a bovine like creature and what better name than Bessie would fit such a marvellous beast? Interesting … maybe not, weird deffinitely, but true.
Mmmmmmkay… 
I just call mine… “baby”…
Baby works fine too!
Diminuative Porker
Tiny Flabster
Small Tubby
Remotely Flabby
etc
The Beef
mines called peter.
No-one calls theirs Bob?
“The Baby Beast”
I call mine “Ornament” , as its just sat there broke & unusable 
“World’s Sexiest Paperweight”
Hope you get it fixed really soon. I would suggest a re-install of the OS/factory update but I gather that won’t be possible. Fingers crossed for a speedy recovery.
Call mine fat bitch.
I call mine Bob.
Interesting observation … most people have names that start with the letter “B”
Bessie
Bob
Fat Bitch
Baby Beast
The Beef
Baby
my favorite is Mmmmmmkay (makes me think of Monkey as in that 70’s series. FYI Monkey is the dubbed English language version of the Japanese television series Saiyūki (西遊記?), based on the classic Chinese novel Journey to the West by Wu Cheng’en.[1] It was originally produced by Nippon Television (NTV) and International Television Films in association with NHK. ) However I think just perhaps Prime NL was possibly not stating that it was his/her LP’s name.
Mine is not call Ornament anymore as he is now fixed.
Thank you very much Amos for the Help.
I think ill call mine “ROCKY” as he’s just made a great comeback from a epic fight 
Great “go Rocky go!”
What would we all do without Amos?
Yes! Three cheers for Amos! 
yes the man is a star
cry in our beers indefinitely