I would like a free Little Phatty

[Ted3000]

Yes, my subject line is true. After many months of thinking about the new Moog synth, I have decided I would very much like a free one.

It was not an easy decision to make. There are over 2 factors to consider, the least of which is the freeness.

1. The Little Phatty is awesome
2. Imagine it being free.
3. Wow! (mindblowingly great)

I'm not sure exactly how to get my free Little Phatty (with what I imagine would be free shipping) but when I figure it out, I will be sure to blog about it constantly. I will write glowing reviews with adjectives you've never heard applied to musical gear. And trust me, you think you've heard all the adjectives.

I will now begin unlearning free market capitalism, cause/effect, and various other free-synth-stopping mental blocks.

Oh man, I do want one pretty bad. Come on Stage!

[Modularfan]

Yea, and I'd like a free Porsche convertible, but that's not going to happen either!



- MF

[rachel]

Oh, Bob won't you buy me,
a Little Phatty?

My friends all play Sources,
won't you please save me?

I wait for delivery,
each night until three.
Oh Bob, won't you buy me
a Little Phatty?


(sorry )


rachel

[Ted3000]

Oh, Bob won't you buy me,
a Little Phatty?

My friends all play Sources,
won't you please save me?

I wait for delivery,
each night until three.
Oh Bob, won't you buy me
a Little Phatty?


(sorry )


rachel

Hahaha! Love it.